Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian of all times,
has the sports radio guys wishing they had a comma after THEIR names.
Like “Magnificent Frigatebird” or “Elegant Trogon.”
The first name makes them standouts sight unseen!
I don’t have a comma or a “magnificent;”
I’m more like Loons and Terns with the first name of “Common”.
I mean do you marvel when you hear the name Common Potoo?
We “Commoners” need a comma.